Urban tumble wigs are marbles

It's definitely a Philly phenomenon, and perhaps has wider scope. The urban tumble weave is the random tuft of hair that accumulates on sidewalks outside of nightclubs, probably the result of girl fights, and often in the vicinity of broken Hennessey bottles. Its existence is remarkably well documented. But only on rare occasions is one lucky enough to find an entire wig, i.e., an urban tumble wig. I present said wig here.