Very simply, why does the [Devil] Ray's coach have hipster glasses? I don't get it. Why not get yourself some age-appropriate Joe Paterno glasses? And then as you go gentle into that good night, you can still do the whole Weekend at Bernie's routine that JoePa has going, being carted around in golf carts and propped up in press boxes during games. Dead hipsters just don't warrant that kind of attention. Get with the program.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Major league baseball hipster managers are marbles
Very simply, why does the [Devil] Ray's coach have hipster glasses? I don't get it. Why not get yourself some age-appropriate Joe Paterno glasses? And then as you go gentle into that good night, you can still do the whole Weekend at Bernie's routine that JoePa has going, being carted around in golf carts and propped up in press boxes during games. Dead hipsters just don't warrant that kind of attention. Get with the program.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment