Mike Schmidt wine is marbles

Saw it at the liquor store today, on sale to celebrate the great victory. It's even got pinstripes.

509 people voting for the wrong Phillies is marbles

I got so excited when I saw on Philebrity that 509 of us had voted for "Phillies" on Tuesday. It made perfect sense, the champs being second only to The Boss and maybe that black guy everyone has been talking about.

Imagine my disappointment when I discover it's just that some fictitious libertarian has the last name Phillies. I'm willing to bet at least 400 of those votes were by confused/delighted Philadelphians. Nonetheless, I wish I would have voted for the Phillies.

[stats from CNN]

Phillies fans are marbles

[EDIT - way, way outdone by this dude]

Myself included

Dudes on news stand

Dude on streetlight and dudes on subway entrance

Dudes on firetruck

Dudes

Dudes