Thursday, December 25, 2008

Priests who make pedophilia jokes are marbles

Welcome to a very special Christmas edition. At my yearly church visit yesterday, I'm pretty sure the priest made a joke about pedophilia.

It went down, er, happened like this - the service began with a singing of Christmas carols accompanied by a procession of children dressed up as Magi, sheep, etc. When all of the kids got to the front of the church, they apparently became a little unruly, and the priest made an offhand comment to the effect of "Hey, anyone want any kids, ages 5-10?"

After a brief pause to allow everyone a chuckle, he added "I know better." Whoa. Now as far as I know, priests ain't got no kids, so it's not like he meant "I know better because I have six of my own." What could he possibly have meant, besides the obvious? Regardless, way to blow, er, botch your biggest night of the year, dude.

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